The Weekly Screed

Maybe Racial Profiling Isn't Such A Bad Thing Afterall

It just depends on which profiles you're considering:

Link: The Famous ROPMA.NET Muzzie Terrorism Quiz.

Networking & The News from Crawford

Hello again,

One of my "correspondents" sent me an amusing little ditty about W in Crawford and I'm just passing it on below.

However, the real reason I'm showing up in your e-mail today is to ask: Do any of you subscribe to either Netflix or Yahoo Music? If so, I'd like to get you in my "friends" networks on those services.

For those of you not familiar with either service: Netflix is an Internet-based DVD rental service. For a flat monthly fee, you can watch all the DVDs you want. You go online and tell them what movies you want to watch, and the disks show up in your mailbox; when you're done, you put the disk back in the mail and a coupla/few days later, the next movie in your list arrives. Depending on the level of your service, you can keep three or eight (or more) DVDs at any one time and for as long as you want.

I think Yahoo Music is, the future of music distribution. For another flat monthly fee (the introductory price is presently $60/yr = roughly the cost of a whole four CDs), you get virtually unlimited access to a truly impressive library of music. In addition to whatever is in current release, I've been finding a gold mine of old rarities. For example, yesterday I found recordings by Tim Hardin that I haven't heard for years. I've been listening to all kinds of stuff that I would not otherwise have heard were I not subscribed to such a service. And there is a "to-go" function that lets me transfer tracks to a portable player so I can listen in my car, etc. (Unfortunately the file format is not compatible with my iPod, but that's a subject for a whole separate rant one of these days...).

Anyway, both of these services offer "networking" capabilities that allow friends to tell each other what they're watching and listening to, and I would like to expand my networks by including any of you who might subscribe.

In Netflix, there is "Friends" function. You invite people in to your "friends" network using their e-mail address, which in our case is "driver@49chevy.com" If you're a Netflix subscriber, either invite us into your network, or send me your e-mail address and I'll invite you into mine.

With Yahoo Music, you share stuff via the Yahoo Messenger, which I find I'm using a lot more these days than the old AOL Instant Messenger (AIM). On Yahoo, I'm "perfessr@yahoo.com" -- if any of you use that service, please add me to your buddy list; And, by all means, check out the Yahoo Music Service, it's absolutely the most economical way to access a vast library of music.

So please, let me know if you are using either of these services, and let's connect-and-share through them.

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Now then, the news from Crawford, TX, from www.borowitzreport.com , with thanks to PJ Wright for passing it on:

The Supremes Strike Out

Hello again...

I figure three recent supreme court decisions are all we need to see where this country is headed:

Stike One - The Medicinal Marijuana Decision: growing pot in your own back yard for your own consumption is an act of interstate commerce -- and the States Have No Rights.

Strike Two: - The Eminent Domain Decision: Hey Mr. Working Man, that's a nice beach front property you've struggled all your life to keep in the family. Mind moving? We need it for a fancy office park -- and Individuals Have No Rights (and I'm on the same side as Clarence Thomas not once... but twice!? Jeez, when did the fabric of the Universe tear?).

Strike Three: Ten Commandments Decision(s): "I am the Lord thy God, and thou shalt have no other Gods before me." Now y'all bow down and kiss Charlton Heston's gentile-plays-Jewish ass.

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On a brighter note (?), I'm passing on along this link to a recent New York Times Op Ed piece in which former Lyndon Johnson aide Jack Valenti tells of how things were back when "bi-partisan" really meant something -- when the majority got most of it wanted, and the minority got some of what it wanted. Very different from today's motif, when the majority thinks it's entitled to everything and minority gets bupkus.

Who'da thunk we Baby Boomers would ever look back on the Lyndon Johnson years as "The Good Old Days" ?

OPINION | June 24, 2005
The Best of Enemies
By JACK VALENTI
Scenes from the era of bipartisanship.

Any way... you know that drill... that's my opinion, and it should be yours, too...

--PS

Democrats And Religion

The Weekly What??? From Who?

Yeah, it's me again...

I ran across an item in last Sunday's local paper that has been festering in my mind ever since, and this morning I decided I could not let it lie:

Lawyer Tuke is Democrats' new chairman

By NATALIA MIELCZAREK
Staff Writer

Nashville attorney Bob Tuke, elected yesterday as the new chairman of the state Democratic Party, said he plans to engage Tennesseans in discussions about morality, religious values and ethics in government.

"We as Democrats no longer are going to shy away from expressing our point of view in moral and even religious terms," Tuke said in a telephone interview a few hours after being elected without opposition. "This country, this state belongs to all of us. No one political party has the right to claim hold on religious values, patriotic values or values of any kind."

( click here for the whole story)

Well, I don't know about you, but I found something really disturbing in that story, it's been bothering me ever since I read it, and this morning I finally had to get back on my soapbox.  I have
composed the following Letter to the Editor of the Tennessean, which I am sharing with you all here in the (likely?) event it is not published:

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To the Editor:

While I congratulate Bob Tuke on his recent ascension to the chairmanship of the Tennessee Democratic Party I find it truly disturbing to learn of his commitment to "discussions about... religious values... in government" (Tennessean, Sunday June 19, pg 2B).

It seems to me that the Republicans have engaged in enough discussion of religious values in government for both parties.  Nationally, the Republicans have given us a President who claims to operate with the authority of a "higher Father.”  In Tennessee, Republicans have given us a Senator who panders to religious fundamentalists in his nascent quest to be that president's successor. What we do not need now is a Democratic Party that veers off on the same unenlightened course.

Has the Democratic Party come so far adrift from its core political values that it must now take up the banner of religious values in order influence the electorate? 

Rather than a Democratic Party that tries to beat the "holier than thou" Republicans at their own game, what we need now is a Party that can reassert the voice of — yes, secular — reason into our increasingly strident, religiously-skewed public dialog. 

If these modern-day heirs to the party of Thomas Jefferson will not protect and defend the Constitution's clear intent to keep the very private matter of religion out of the very public arena of government, then who will?  What political force is going to counteract the increasingly frightening march toward a theocratic America?

Not, apparently, the Tennessee Democratic Party.

Paul Schatzkin
driver@49chevy.com

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So, that's my opinion, and it should be yours, too. 

And no, this does not mean that "I'm back."  It just means I never really left.

--PS

Yeah, it's me again.

Like that poor soul in the plague scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," "I'm not dead yet..."

Even when I signed off last week, I thought I might continue to use this space to monitor those developments that might give us further cause for concern about the direction we can expect leaders to steer us in over the next four years.  Here's a couple of "markers" that have come to my attention over the past few days:

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From NPR's Morning Edition: Trading Rouge for Camouflage

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(Last summer I rented the DVD of "Triumph of the Will," Leni Riefenstahl's famous 1934 Nazi propaganda film.  I wanted to see if there were any similarities between the Germany portrayed in the movie and the America we are living in now.  I thought it was encouraging (!?) that, in all of the scenes of the various rallies, everybody was wearing some kind of militaristic uniform.  We don't see much of that in America...and now this:)

School officials in Texas agree to give up the annual cross-dressing day. The school says it was meant to be fun but a conservative group accused the school of promoting a "homosexual agenda." So from now on, cross-dressing day will be "Camo Day," when students dress up like soldiers.

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NYTimes' Nicholas Kristoff on Colin Powell's departure:

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Kristoff seems to be reading my mind when he writes: "A litmus test of foreign policy prospects will be whether John Bolton, a genial raptor among the doves at State, is promoted to be its deputy secretary. For liberals who have been wavering on whether to move to New Zealand, that would be a sign to head for the airport. "

OK, maybe not exactly billboards that say "Next Stop Nuremberg" but road signs nonetheless.  Drive carefully....

--PS

And no, John Bolton is not Michael Boulton's brother. He's a the Undersecretary of State for arms control and International Security, whose specialty is breaking up all kinds of international negotiations.  Just the kind of guy we need leading the charge....

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What Should We Watch For?

Hello again,

Well now, that was certainly entertaining, if not altogether productive.

When people started calling and e-mailing last Wednesday, I really only had only four words for them:  "Beam Me Up, Scotty."  Like most of you, I was really at a loss, literally and figuratively.  I could not even fathom how the Red Sox vanquishing of 86 years of World Series futility will compensate for the prospect of just four more years of George W. Bush.

Nor am I'm getting much satisfaction from the notion that now that he's been re-elected, George W. Bush will have to clean up his own mess, because -- given his new sense of a "mandate" -- I harbor serious doubts about his ability to clean up the existing mess  without creating an even bigger mess first.

So I figured I'd wait a few days for some of the post-election dust to settle, to see what informed perspective I could arrive at rather than simply jumping to the conclusion in that phony Time magazine cover that said "We're Fucked."

Speaking of magazine covers, I do think the essence of this past week was pretty well captured in that not-so-phony cover of the London Daily Mirror that asked the question, "How can 59,087,045 people be so DUMB?"

But the Mirror doesn't ask the really important question, which is:  Who's dumber? The 59-some-million people who voted for Bush, or the 58-some-million who could not persuade another 2-some-million not to?

Oh, well.  I guess I was right about one thing:  calling everybody "stupid" was not the best way to win friends and influence swing voters.

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Wuz we robbed? Did we back the wrong horse?  Did we misjudge our opponent?  Or was the whole election hacked before a single vote was cast?

Bushwacked!

Hello again,

Only a week now until the day 50 or 60 million people will vote to grant George W. Bush "four more years" so that he can finish the job of driving the country and the world into an abyss. I still don't get it. Maybe I'm just wired wrong. Maybe it's not an advantage to have an entirely functional frontal lobe. I guess that's my problem: I think too much. Maybe if I just stopped thinking, I could understand George Bush and the millions who will vote for him.

This dangerous proclivity for cognitive reasoning was made painfully obvious to me after a recent conversation that I made the mistake of starting while perched upon a bar-stool at McCabe's, our friendly neighborhood pub (I think I've mentioned before that we don't live anywhere near McCabe's, but it is in a nice neighborhood...).

Last Thursday, as the Cardinals were putting away the Astros in the final game of the NLCS a woman took a seat to my left and placed a take-out order with Ken, the bartender. While ordering, she made a comment to Ken about the election, but cut off any further discussion by saying "let's not go there." I took that to mean that she and the bartender -- who I knew had already early-voted for John Kerry -- were on opposite sides of the political fence, but I wasn't sure.

A few moments later, the patron seated on my right lit up another cigarette -- probably his third in the 15 minutes I'd been seated next to him -- but had the courtesy to ask if the smoke was bothering me. It was, but it was my choice to come into a bar where people smoke, so I didn't think I was within my rights to tell him to put out his cigarette (we liberal-types, we are accommodating to a fault, aren't we?).

After a few more minutes of choking on this guy's fumes, I decided to move over one seat -- which put me next to the woman who was now drinking a glass of white wine and waiting for her take-out order. Being curious, but not wanting to start anything, I just asked her "Bush or Kerry?" and when she said "Bush," I started to wonder if the guy trying to kill me with his cigarette smoke wouldn't be a more suitable companion for rest the evening.

Blowing It? (or, As The Tanker Stalls)

Hello Again,

I've been feeling really agitated this week, going ballistic over little things like computer programs that don't behave, a water bottle that needs refilling, or laundry that needs folding. This morning it finally dawned on me what's really bothering me -- and some of you are not going to like what I've got to say:

John Kerry is blowing it.

Last week, in the wake of the first debate between Bush and Kerry, I thought I could sense a turn in the tide, and indulged myself in the momentary luxury of believing we'd passed an important turning point for the country and the world.

But that first debate was not so much a triumph of Kerry's vision and oratory as it was a failure of Bush's hollow and clumsy rhetoric. Two days after the debate, in a big speech in Pennsylvania, Bush regained his footing and came out swinging, taking direct aim at many of the things Kerry had said in the first debate -- and he carried that momentum into the second debate.

Despite the rush of Kerry supporters to stack the post-debate polls and make it appear that "Kerry won the debate" (matched, I'm sure, by an equal effort by the Bush squads, thus rendering all such polls completely meaningless), I don't see it that way.

Maybe I'm expecting too much, but I consider Bush's record so lame, his "accomplishments" so indefensible, that if he comes out of these debates still standing, then Kerry has failed.

So we'll call the second one a draw at best, and take a moment to marvel -- quiver? -- at how George Bush still has somehow managed to hang onto the rhetorical upper hand as we go into the final round Wednesday night.

Read a book, Laura

Just a quick note about something I saw on TeeVee last night that mnade me hurl.

Ann and I were watching the last few minutes of a "CNN Presents" about "The Mission of George W. Bush," and it seems we tuned in just in time to hear a whole pant-load about W's religious awakenings, including the clip from the 2000 primary debates when he said his favorite philosopher was "Christ, because he changed my heart."

As if seeing that again was not enough to gag me, in the last few minutes of last nights program, there was some footage from an interview with the First Librarian, Laura Bush, who made the statement that "the Bill of Rights says that our rights come from our Creator...."

WRONG Laura! The Bill of Rights says NOTHING about a "Creator."

The word "Creator" does appear in the Declaration of Independence, in that famous clause from the preamble that says we are "endowed by our Creator with certain inalienable rights," etc etc. But that's the Declaration of Independence, which pre-dates the Constitution by more than a decade, and holds no force of law in our Republic.

The only thing the Constitution or the Bill or Rights says about God, a Creator, or religion is the part where it says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."

It is precisely this kind of confusion -- between Jefferson's well meaning use of the word "Creator" in the Declaration and its absence in the Bill of Rights -- that explains how these self-righteous evangelicals can justify their insertion of religion into America's political discourse.

It would not surprise me to hear this kind of distortion come from the lips George, but I thought Laura was the one in the family who could read.

--PS

As The Tanker Turns

Hello again,

Well, hallelujah. Now that John Kerry has proven that he's got the gonads to go toe-to-toe with Swagger Boy, I guess we're going to have an election after all, rather than just anointing the naked president as Emperor.

I held off from writing about the big debate for a few days, because, frankly, I really wasn't sure what I saw. I was so put off by Kerry's inability to face the camera that was focused on him through the entire evening that it was difficult for me to focus on what he was saying. He addressed his answer to every question directly at the moderator. Not once did he look up to address the 60 million or so viewers, many of whom might have been getting their first real look at the Democrat's candidate. I kept feeling like the only vote he was determined to win was Jim Lehrer's. Every time the camera cut to Kerry, I felt like Kerry didn't know I was there, like I'd been physically pushed out of the room.

But when Bush came on screen, he somehow managed to look directly into the camera. He may have been fabricating, prevaricating, and lying through his teeth, but at least he was lying to me. I'm sure millions of undecided voters found that very reassuring.

In many ways, I've actually found all the post-debate commentary more illuminating than the debate itself. After all, the debate only lasts 90 minutes; the spin goes on forever. So it's not really the debate that has the impact, it's what all the talking heads say about the debate that has the really sinks in with the electorate.

And mostly what they're saying is Kerry won the debate, which is important because this "foreign policy/national security" business is supposed to be Bush's home turf. But Bush came off like a little wind up doll. You pull the string enough times and pretty soon it starts saying the same things over and over again.

"It's hard work."

"I've made some tough decisions."

"No doubt about it, it's tough."

"It's hard work."

...and the cycle starts all over again.

My favorite comment about Bush's performance was "Bush showed up for a 90 minute debate with 60 minutes worth of material." A lot of other people have said "Bush was off his game." Well, excuse me, but that was Bush's game.